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Whole World’s Insane歌词
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    Let's meet contestant #1
    He's a skitsophranic serial killer clown who says
    women love his sexy smile
    Let's find out if his charm will work on sharon
    Sharon, what's your question?
    contestant #1
    i believe first impressions last forever
    so let's say you were to come over to my parents' house
    and have dinner with me and my family
    Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick
    let's see,
    well i'd have to think about it
    i might show up in a tux
    HA!! but i doubt it
    i'd probably just show up naked like i always do
    and look your momma in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU!
    hurry up bitch i'm hungry
    i smell spaghetti
    i pinch her loopy ass and tell her GET THE FOOD READY!
    your dad would probably start trippin
    and get me pissed
    i'd have to walk up and BUST him in his FUCKIN lips
    it's dinner time
    we're hearin grace from your mother
    i pull the 40 out and pour some for your little brother
    i'm steady starin at your sister, i'll tell ya this
    you know for only 13 she got some big tits!
    after that, your dad would try to jump again
    and only this time i'd put the 40 to his chin
    after your mom does the dishes and the silverware
    i dry fuck her till i nut in my underwear
    hehe haha
    now let's meet contestant #2
    he's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak
    who works for the dark carnival
    he says women call him stretch nuts
    sharon let's hear your question
    i like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
    A man who expresses himself in his own special way
    #2 if you fell in love with me
    exactly how would you let me know?
    first thing
    i could never love you
    you sound like a richie bitch yo
    FUCK YOU!
    but if i did, i'd probably show you that i care
    by takin all these other motherfuckers outta here
    i'd go through your phone book and whack em all
    and find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw
    anyone who looked atcha would have to pay
    i'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day
    i'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
    let em go and watch em both spring up in your face
    i'd sing love songs to ya
    the best i can
    getcha naked and hit it like a CAKE MAN!
    then we go to the beach and walk through the sand
    i'd throw a little in your face and say i'm just playin
    as we spread it all out i rub your back
    i'd grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASSCRACK!!

    well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensitivity
    sharon, it's a tough choice so far
    sharon, let's have your last question and see
    which one is gonna win the rights to your Neden
    ok if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time
    tell me
    how would you each get my attention
    and what would your pickup line be?
    who ever's the smoothest wins!
    ok, first
    i'd sliiiiiiiide up to the bar
    and tell you that i can't believe how fuckin fat you are
    i'd tell you i like the way you make your titties shake
    and if you lost a little weight you'd look like riki lake
    FUCK THAT
    you'd be jackin me quick
    i'd order you a drink
    and stir it with my dick
    and then to get your attention in the crowded place
    i'd simply walk up and STICK MY NUTS IN YOUR FACE
    yeah freak her with your nuts yeah
    that'll get her
    tell her that she's fat YEAH that'll work even better
    look, fuck you
    i got a strong rap
    shit
    you don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack
    i walk into a bar and there he was
    standin up on a bucket eww tryin to fuck it
    it was a big fuckin smelly ass farm llama
    DAMN DOG how you gonna dis your momma?

  • Let's meet contestant #1
    He's a skitsophranic serial killer clown who says
    women love his sexy smile
    Let's find out if his charm will work on sharon
    Sharon, what's your question?
    contestant #1
    i believe first impressions last forever
    so let's say you were to come over to my parents' house
    and have dinner with me and my family
    Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick
    let's see,
    well i'd have to think about it
    i might show up in a tux
    HA!! but i doubt it
    i'd probably just show up naked like i always do
    and look your momma in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU!
    hurry up bitch i'm hungry
    i smell spaghetti
    i pinch her loopy ass and tell her GET THE FOOD READY!
    your dad would probably start trippin
    and get me pissed
    i'd have to walk up and BUST him in his FUCKIN lips
    it's dinner time
    we're hearin grace from your mother
    i pull the 40 out and pour some for your little brother
    i'm steady starin at your sister, i'll tell ya this
    you know for only 13 she got some big tits!
    after that, your dad would try to jump again
    and only this time i'd put the 40 to his chin
    after your mom does the dishes and the silverware
    i dry fuck her till i nut in my underwear
    hehe haha
    now let's meet contestant #2
    he's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak
    who works for the dark carnival
    he says women call him stretch nuts
    sharon let's hear your question
    i like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
    A man who expresses himself in his own special way
    #2 if you fell in love with me
    exactly how would you let me know?
    first thing
    i could never love you
    you sound like a richie bitch yo
    FUCK YOU!
    but if i did, i'd probably show you that i care
    by takin all these other motherfuckers outta here
    i'd go through your phone book and whack em all
    and find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw
    anyone who looked atcha would have to pay
    i'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day
    i'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
    let em go and watch em both spring up in your face
    i'd sing love songs to ya
    the best i can
    getcha naked and hit it like a CAKE MAN!
    then we go to the beach and walk through the sand
    i'd throw a little in your face and say i'm just playin
    as we spread it all out i rub your back
    i'd grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASSCRACK!!

    well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensitivity
    sharon, it's a tough choice so far
    sharon, let's have your last question and see
    which one is gonna win the rights to your Neden
    ok if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time
    tell me
    how would you each get my attention
    and what would your pickup line be?
    who ever's the smoothest wins!
    ok, first
    i'd sliiiiiiiide up to the bar
    and tell you that i can't believe how fuckin fat you are
    i'd tell you i like the way you make your titties shake
    and if you lost a little weight you'd look like riki lake
    FUCK THAT
    you'd be jackin me quick
    i'd order you a drink
    and stir it with my dick
    and then to get your attention in the crowded place
    i'd simply walk up and STICK MY NUTS IN YOUR FACE
    yeah freak her with your nuts yeah
    that'll get her
    tell her that she's fat YEAH that'll work even better
    look, fuck you
    i got a strong rap
    shit
    you don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack
    i walk into a bar and there he was
    standin up on a bucket eww tryin to fuck it
    it was a big fuckin smelly ass farm llama
    DAMN DOG how you gonna dis your momma?

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